Office of Arpoky: Director of Lulz
Mama is Kari. The tabby is Grant. The cream-colored is Adam. The kitten with the dark splotches on the head is Tory, orange splotches is Jamie.
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takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights:
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE
I NEED THIS GOAT BECAUSE OF REASONS.
I hope those terrorists never get their smelly hands on this adorable little guy.
(Source: onceuponatime-tvshowaddiction, via ericaamericaa)
The Lovers of Valdaro.
Believed to be no older than twenty years of age when death occurred.
Over 5,000 years old.
Locked in an eternal embrace.
Tragically, their story is unknown.
Ironically, they were found in the city of Mantua. In Italy.
The city Shakespeare chose to set the story of Romeo & Juliet.
Actually, Romeo & Juliet takes place in Verona. Mantua is the village that Romeo fled to after he was exiled from Verona.
(Source: silentinsomniac, via punch-a-your-buns)
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pr0paganda:
Taken from elitedaily.com:
Anyone who’s been to Abercrombie & Fitch in the last few years has probably noticed that they don’t carry XL or XXL sizes of women’s clothing because they don’t want overweight women wearing their brand.
According to this popular teen clothing retailer, fat chicks will just never be a part of the “in” crowd.
They take a big risk with this tactic because two of Abercrombie’s biggest competitors, H&M and American Eagle, both offer XXL sizes for men and women.
The largest women’s pants available at Abercrombie are a size 10, while H&M goes up to 16 and American Eagle goes even farther to 18. Abercrombie’s attitude towards plus-sized women derives from CEO Mike Jeffries. Robin Lewis, author of The New Rules of Retail, spoke to Business Insider about the kind of people Jeffries wants advertising his brand.
“He doesn’t want larger people shopping in his store, he wants thin and beautiful people,” Lewis said. “He doesn’t want his core customers to see people who aren’t as hot as them wearing his clothing. People who wear his clothing should feel like they’re one of the ‘cool kids.’”
Lewis said that the only reason Abercrombie offers XL and XXL in men’s sizes is to appeal to large athletes.
In a 2006 interview with Salon, Jeffries confirmed that the communication between hot people is his primary marketing tactic.
“It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that,” he said.
Jeffries also told Salon that he wasn’t bothered by excluding fat people. In fact, he said that not limiting his ideal demographic would make his clothing less desirable.
“In every school there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids,” he told the site. “Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny. But then you become totally vanilla. You don’t alienate anybody, but you don’t excite anybody, either,” he told Salon.
One might wonder why Mike Jeffries only wants to be in the company of good-looking people. That curiosity will end after seeing what this freak looks like.
After seeing a picture of Mike Jeffries, it can only be concluded that he was never around good-looking people as a kid and is now making up for the glamorous youth he wishes he had.
I’m fucking fed up with stores like this, fucking boycott this shit now. NO ONE CAN DISCRIMINATE. And if someone likes your brand, why wouldn’t you make their size? it’s more money for you. sick fucker.
been staying away from it since ‘08
because it’s a pathetic brand.
I never purchase their shit because: (A) it’s too expensive. (B) I can buy clothing that is more comfortable and longer-lasting for cheap at Walmart. (C) the only reason why their prices are so high is because the clothes have “Abercrombie”, “A & F Co.”, or “Abercrombie & Fitch” plastered all over them. (D) they never made my size until only recently, and that is because I lost 85 pounds.However, suing the bastard is not worth it. All you need to do is run a smear campaign and the free market will handle the rest.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/74c3d28efef698a76b36c39f19c10004/tumblr_mmgeshsbN41qgvqxoo1_1280.jpg)
Taken from elitedaily.com:
Anyone who’s been to Abercrombie & Fitch in the last few years has probably noticed that they don’t carry XL or XXL sizes of women’s clothing because they don’t want overweight women wearing their brand.
According to this popular teen clothing retailer, fat chicks will just never be a part of the “in” crowd.
They take a big risk with this tactic because two of Abercrombie’s biggest competitors, H&M and American Eagle, both offer XXL sizes for men and women.
The largest women’s pants available at Abercrombie are a size 10, while H&M goes up to 16 and American Eagle goes even farther to 18.
Abercrombie’s attitude towards plus-sized women derives from CEO Mike Jeffries. Robin Lewis, author of The New Rules of Retail, spoke to Business Insider about the kind of people Jeffries wants advertising his brand.“He doesn’t want larger people shopping in his store, he wants thin and beautiful people,” Lewis said. “He doesn’t want his core customers to see people who aren’t as hot as them wearing his clothing. People who wear his clothing should feel like they’re one of the ‘cool kids.’”
Lewis said that the only reason Abercrombie offers XL and XXL in men’s sizes is to appeal to large athletes.
In a 2006 interview with Salon, Jeffries confirmed that the communication between hot people is his primary marketing tactic.
“It’s almost everything. That’s why we hire good-looking people in our stores. Because good-looking people attract other good-looking people, and we want to market to cool, good-looking people. We don’t market to anyone other than that,” he said.
Jeffries also told Salon that he wasn’t bothered by excluding fat people. In fact, he said that not limiting his ideal demographic would make his clothing less desirable.
“In every school there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids,” he told the site. “Candidly, we go after the cool kids. We go after the attractive all-American kid with a great attitude and a lot of friends. A lot of people don’t belong [in our clothes], and they can’t belong. Are we exclusionary? Absolutely. Those companies that are in trouble are trying to target everybody: young, old, fat, skinny. But then you become totally vanilla. You don’t alienate anybody, but you don’t excite anybody, either,” he told Salon.
One might wonder why Mike Jeffries only wants to be in the company of good-looking people. That curiosity will end after seeing what this freak looks like.
After seeing a picture of Mike Jeffries, it can only be concluded that he was never around good-looking people as a kid and is now making up for the glamorous youth he wishes he had.
I’m fucking fed up with stores like this, fucking boycott this shit now. NO ONE CAN DISCRIMINATE. And if someone likes your brand, why wouldn’t you make their size? it’s more money for you. sick fucker.
been staying away from it since ‘08
because it’s a pathetic brand.
I never purchase their shit because: (A) it’s too expensive. (B) I can buy clothing that is more comfortable and longer-lasting for cheap at Walmart. (C) the only reason why their prices are so high is because the clothes have “Abercrombie”, “A & F Co.”, or “Abercrombie & Fitch” plastered all over them. (D) they never made my size until only recently, and that is because I lost 85 pounds.
However, suing the bastard is not worth it. All you need to do is run a smear campaign and the free market will handle the rest.
(Source: elitedaily.com)
This reminds me of a story. I found this version at http://www.sodahead.com/entertainment/joke-labor-pain-transfer/blog-243031/
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain tithe baby’s father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.
They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt Fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The Doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband’s blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the Pool cleaning man was dead on the porch.
You fuckers are wrong more than you care to admit.
Its documented numbnuts. The information is found trapped in books however…
It also happens that the Democrats who voted yes had to be bribed and/or threatened in order to get them to do so.
(Source: obamadawn)
Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address
In memory of the victims of the Boston Marathon Bombing.
(via heartlessconservative)
