I challenge everyone on Tumblr to find me one person who got a job after using “ur” on their application.Anyone? Didn’t think so. Stop bastardizing the English language and LEARN SOME FUCKING GRAMMAR.I don’t care what your justification for using “ur” is, it makes you sound like a dumbass.

I challenge everyone on Tumblr to find me one person who got a job after using “ur” on their application.
Anyone? Didn’t think so. Stop bastardizing the English language and LEARN SOME FUCKING GRAMMAR.
I don’t care what your justification for using “ur” is, it makes you sound like a dumbass.

(Source: go-kotta, via duft-pank)

fxrensicate:

classicrockboy:

this was the best scene ever… of all time

I need this in my life at all times.

Now I know I’m not alone in this.

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via janefoster)

zubat:

NASA’s bold plan to park an asteroid near the moon may also test out a new way to protect Earth from dangerous space rocks.

OR you use it to drop small asteroids on your enemies with the energy of a tactical nuke."Arpoky destroyed my house with a rock from space!""Prove it, Chicken Little. Prove that I’m making the sky fall."

zubat:

NASA’s bold plan to park an asteroid near the moon may also test out a new way to protect Earth from dangerous space rocks.

OR you use it to drop small asteroids on your enemies with the energy of a tactical nuke.
"Arpoky destroyed my house with a rock from space!"
"Prove it, Chicken Little. Prove that I’m making the sky fall."

(Source: zubat)

agrippinaschainsaw:

crazyqueerclassicist:

x-cetra:

Let’s Play Ancient Greek Punishment: free retro games by Pippin Barr.

These are so tasteless and so brilliant.

Also, handy reference guide for Greek mythology students: never get Tantalus and Sisyphus mixed up again!

(Zeno isn’t a mythological figure, he’s just the guy who discovered the underlying principle of dissertation writing.) 

Is it possible to win these?

Guess.

(via an-amateur-roman)

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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Yep.

(via radioactive-gone-mad)

skrelp:

skrelp:

my sister got this lifesize cardboard cutout of sheldon from the big bang theory for christmas and i put him in my moms room right infront of the door and closed the door and waited in my room and i just heard the most terrified blood curdling scream come from her room followed by a lot of cursing at me

update, a surprise visitor during my moms morning shower

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bazinga

Need to get one of those.

(via sugargrandma)

majortvjunkie:

Pikachu’s new mega evolution scares me

majortvjunkie:

Pikachu’s new mega evolution scares me

(Source: homersenemy, via guy)

RIP Robin Williams.
Mr. Williams was found dead in his home in California.
Some of his more popular roles included the Genie from Disney’s “Aladdin,” Mrs. Doubtfire, and Peter Pan from “Hook”.

Williams was only 63 years old.

psychedelicatessenn:

stunningpicture:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

psychedelicatessenn:

stunningpicture:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

this is breathtaking

(via floridateenlibertarian)

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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(via ruinedchildhood)

jackson-dies-at-the-end:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I’m glad someone gives a fuck about what we go through.

A lot of this is also true for fast food.

(Source: cady94)

d0natella:

arpokydirectoroflulz:

dilfgod:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

when will the rest of the world catch up



exCUSE ME, the World Wide Web was invented by a British professor named Tim Berners-Lee.

Again, the World Wide Web is not the Internet. The Internet existed long before the World Wide Web was made. Tim Berners-Lee created the Web as a better method of navigating the Internet.Watch “The Web Is Not The Net” by Vsauce for more information on the topic. http://youtu.be/scWj1BMRHUA

d0natella:

arpokydirectoroflulz:

dilfgod:

mapsontheweb:

Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’

when will the rest of the world catch up

How about them apples?

exCUSE ME, the World Wide Web was invented by a British professor named Tim Berners-Lee.

Again, the World Wide Web is not the Internet. The Internet existed long before the World Wide Web was made. Tim Berners-Lee created the Web as a better method of navigating the Internet.
Watch “The Web Is Not The Net” by Vsauce for more information on the topic. http://youtu.be/scWj1BMRHUA